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I Can't Deal With Your Face Mr. Craig

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Status: Because I felt like I need to write more about Skyfall.
Song: You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate.
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This could be my last post before the holiday ends and I'm writing about how hot Daniel Craig is. My life what is.

I will hide the rest of this post because it's sort of obscene in a way that I do not want kids below 16 or any prude person reading it and goes like, "WHO ARE YOU?" to me.

Judgmental person or holier-than-thou person can get out, please.

It's Not Gay If He's Bond

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Status: James Dean or James Bond? I like my James.
Song: 5 Years Time by Noah and The Whale.
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I am still butthurt over the fact that my dearest twitter follower, Anis named her album of our annual outing, "Berjimbajimba Bersama BondGay."
RAGE.

Apparently, they were perplexed and threaten by my announcement of me liking Daniel Craig.

We had conversation that went like,
Me: Ah. I forgot to tell you guys, him and me? We're kind of married. No insult about my husband.

The girls: He looked gay.

James Bond got shot. - OOPS SPOILER -

Girls: Ooh. Movie ended already?

Me: LOL. WHAT A SHORT MOVIE THIS IS. [ LOL. THEN THIS MOVIE WENT ON FOR 2 HOURS]

Girls: Hey, now you're a widow.


I'm not going to explain why this Bond movie is better than the last movie which I watched with my guys friends 4 years ago.

But let me list you down why it's awesome:

That shower scene. This is why I watch Bond movies.SUITS. No one look…

Of The Flaw In Me

Status: I WAS LOST TILL I FOUND YOU.
Song: I Found You by The Wanted.
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This is not a depressing post. I think we have had too many depressing feelings lately. So, I'm going to procrastinate the real post ( THE MOTHERFUCKING GOSSIP GIRL POST) I'm supposed to do and write this post instead.

This post came up while I was showering 5 minutes ago which is also most of where I get the ideas to blog.

I recently (by recent I meant, 3 months ago) subscribed to this 'vlogger' (who is not The Stranger On The Internet) who I found out is the man I wanna listen to him ramble all day.

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID TODAY. TODAY IS A VERY UNPRODUCTIVE DAY.
THE ONLY PRODUCTIVE THING I DID WAS LEARNING HOW TO COOK FRENCH FRIES.

By learning how to cook french fries, I learned how to deep fry food.

For the next few weeks, I'm going to deep fry everything.

Anyway, I was watching my new favorite YouTube person, Danisnotonfire for…