Fucking Mcfuckerson

Status: Look at all the fuck I give.
Song: Fuck You by Cee Lo Green.
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WARNING: A WHOLE LOTS OF FUCKERY GOING ON IN THIS POST. You have been warned.


Remember when I used to not swear because I'm the nicest girl since forever.

My friends would just die to see me utter profanities.


Oh if they were here now , they would have die of happiness. Finally, all those swearing in front of me have paid off.

"Shut up or I'll fuck you upside down." - I'm not sure why but this is probably one of the best sentences I've ever heard in real life.-
"That fucking hilarious."

"F-F-Fuck."

"What the fuck?"

Thanks to you guys, I have used the word, 'fuck' in my daily life. Because now I swear like a sailor.

Like swearing under my breath when things don't go too well. "Eff."
Like swearing alone in my dorm when I found out Castiel supposed to be dead in season 6. "FUUUCKKK."
Like swearing at all those people who irritates me in my head. "Fuck you all to hell."
Like swearing when I see flies which happened to be hundreds of them in the dorm. "Fucking flies in my fucking dorm. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY DORM, YOU FUCKING FLIES?!"

It goes something like that.

I think it has gotten worse.
I probably need to remind myself not to use the word  FUCK in public.

Ninja Turtle and me learned that lesson when she said the word out loud.
Then this old chinese man just side-eyeing us the whole time.
I bet if he's with a kid by his side, he would probably cover the kid's ears.

Poor guy. The kid will probably learned the word sooner or later.

Oh well.


Now, the word bitch is another whole new level.

I love using this word without any shame.
It's a habit I've picked up when you grow up watching 'rich bitches acting like a bunch of bitches' tv show.

Gossip Girl. I loved that show.

I still love Blair and I still think Leighton Meester is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
She's my favourite actress along with Katie Cassidy. 


I'd watch anything involving those two. That's why I watched Monte Carlo in cinema which is weird because I didn't watch My Bloody Valentine in cinema even though there's Jensen Frickin Ackles in it.

I don't even know what I am doing here updating blog.

Fuck this shit. I'm going to Tumblr.

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