Someone Like You

Status: I don't want to go to school.
Song: Hero by Nickelback. And they say that a hero can save us. I'm not gonna stand here and wait.

I just realized that Koreans love talking about ideal person.

So, I'm sure you're all curious about my ideal guy. (Or not.) No, it's not Jensen Ackles. He's way out of my league.

I don't really care about having the need to find 'true love'. I don't have that dream of wanting to marry.

Don't you get sick of seeing the same person for the rest of your life? It's like having gum stucked on your shoes for the rest of your life.

It's annoying.

When I was a kid, while every other girls are dreaming about being a princess and finding their charming prince, I was dreaming about being a girlfriend of a rock star who everyone adores. That's about it. Before that dream changed into me wanting to be CSI.

As I grow older, I believe I was born to be something different than others. I need to be different. And marrying someone is not on the list of being different.

Even if I am going to marry someone one day, I will make sure he has to have at least 5 of these;

  • Broad shoulder. Broad shoulder makes a boy more manlier.
  • Great sense of fashion. I mean, by now, every male has to know that pink are for girls and pretty boys only.
  • Hairstyle. First thing I look when I'm checking people out. That's why I hate Leeteuk in Sorry, Sorry. That hairstyle. Ugh. F.U.G.
  • No facial hair. Please. Shave. Last thing I want is having Osama Bin Laden as my partner.
  • Sense of humor and sarcasm. Is your best friend to ease the tension. Dean Winchester is the best example.
  • Preferably guys with deep voice. You know, like Kyuhyun and Misha Collins. I would die to have a conversation with Misha Collins. He can talk all the time, I wouldn't mind.
  • I don't want a guy like my dad. I love my dad dearly. But I am 100% sure I don't want to marry a guy like my dad. I still think my mom deserve a better man. I know I shouldn't be saying that but that's how I feel. It won't change. No matter how wrong to say that. And what's that idiom.. you should never wash your underwear in public. [my English exam is days away!]. It's dark secret of my family. Not gonna say anything. I'll share if you share too.
  • He has to have a decent job. I like guys with money. That's just how I roll.
  • Good looking. It is not required. But hey, if we're out of money. He can be a model.
  • My mom said to me, 'Find a guy who is not from kampung.'
  • He has to be unique, somehow. Like weird. You know, like admitting having a gay crush on someone. That would be like the manliest thing a guy could do.
  • I like a guy who is as stubborn as me. Because then, we could bicker like Qila and Tang Tamil. I'm telling you, those two are match made in heaven.
  • But if you are not stubborn or funny, at least be the silent cool type. Like err.. L.
  • Sigh. Of course, he have to be nice, caring, romantic and stuff like that. Like Super Junior in 'No Other' MV. Best Boyfriends Ever. There no other like you.
Just to be clear, I like equal, democratic relationship. Where I have a say in a relationship. We can both be the one with the pants on. Doesn't hurt, right?

Anyway, I want to know. What is your ideal guy or girl? I'm looking at you, Anis.

Better start writing, Bush.