Politics Arguments

Political arguments are one of the best arguments I've been into.

Situation: After a janitor walked in on us as we were taking pictures of ourselves.

We were laughing like hell after we ran out of the door. It was effin' embarrassing. After a moment of laughing away like maniacs, we began being serious.

As always, I tried to pick a fight, " So, is this what you always do back in your country, Bush?"

"No," she said. Her nostril flared indicates she's angry.

"Well, I think you're lying," I said "Mencemarkan nama tandas negara aku jer"

She scowled, "Shut up PL before I put bomb in your mouth."

"Whatever."

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Another one is the infamous fight in Myspace with none other than Blair aka Bush.

I was logging in on Myspace for the first time since 2007 and I was scrolling through her profile. And there she wrote: dun add me if you dunno me...menyibuk jer - Something like that.

So I comment on her page saying:'Ooh..dh smakin krang ajar eh.. org add ko pun x bleh..nk cari gaduh plak.. Dhla tiru ayat obama/osama..aku repot kt die kang..'

she replied back: 'Ske ati bush la nk tiru..PL susah pe...poyo arr..x senonoh tol'

I snickered a great oppurtunity to pick a fight. :Aku tegur je..mentang2la dh bersara..asyik marah je.

Blair:Ko tuh! da nak bersara..ksian2...tgk cam aku nih..da relax da skang..x la sebok cam dulu..lagi best!

Me:'Eh..sape kata?? Aku akan sentiasa jadi PM.. Pak Lah takkan bersara! Muahaha..'

Blair:'Ek eleh..prasan lak die nih...org da x ske kau la..ksian aku tgk ko nih...bersare jer la..kan? kan?'

Me:Yelah..bile aku brsara nnt..sapelah nk ganti aku?? Hamba/Anuar? (Serena) Sammy? (Nelly)

Blair:Sesape yg lebih layak dri kau la!! macam aku ni ke..lagi bgos dri ko...muahaha

Me:Eh! EH! Ko tu bkan rakyat aku.. Jgn nk mengedik nk jadik PM kat negara nie.. pi negara ko tu!

Blair:Eleh! ske ati aku la!! RAKYAT AKU DA MAJU GILER!! x macam rakyat ko!! hampeh!! aku ksian tgk ko! aku nk tlg ko je..org nk tlg..die pulak x nk..menolak rezeki..x bgos!

It was annoying the fact that she always have to remind me that the real PL is resigning. Poor Mr. PL...


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